Corn Nuts

[mhuzzell]

You know, if I were a spy or some other kind of secret agent, and felt obliged to keep a suicide pill on me at all times, I would definitely NOT keep it in a hollow tooth. I mean, I know it is risky to have it on a necklace or whatever because what if your hands are tied up when you need to use it? A hollow tooth seems foolproof, until one day you're off duty, chilling out in your underwear eating corn nuts, and suddenly CRACK! and then a few seconds of agonizing pain, and then nothing.

Comments

[aberwyn.livejournal.com]

Hmm, perhaps secret agents have to take a special nutrition course detailing what's safe and what isn't. Cracking almonds with your teeth, definitely out, as is opening beer bottles with the fangs, too.

[ricardienne.livejournal.com]

"Here's your regulation 3-D video-recorder pen, and here is are your poison-dart-shooting stiletto heels, and, oh yes, here's the list of foods you have to avoid from now on."