mhuzzell: (Monty Python)
mhuzzell ([personal profile] mhuzzell) wrote2007-07-30 03:00 am

Random Thoughts at Three a.m.: On Wall Cherries

Have been wandering around Facebook again. Came across another instance of the first poster on someone's wall claiming to have taken their 'wall virginity'.

As a pedant, I am strongly opposed to this whole new plethora of things for which one can supposedly lose one's 'virginity'. Really, it's just doing something for the first time. The first time I rode on a train, I did not lose my 'train virginity'. The first time I got drunk, I did not lose my 'alcohol virginity'. Likewise, (for fuck's sake!) the first time I went to a concert, I did not lose my 'concert virginity'. As far as I'm concerned, there are only two ways of losing any kind of 'virginity': sexual acts and going to your first screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show--which may fall into the former category, anyway.

But, as part of my general project to deconstruct the prescribed sexual dialogue of our society, I kind of like it.

(Anonymous) 2007-07-30 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm taking this post's virginity.

You're decisive as bugger-all darl.