My cereal is called "Morning Sun," and promises that not only will you receive a proper injection of calories but, even in darkest winter, every breakfast time is accompanied by a glorious sunrise. What if you get baked and eat it at 2:00 AM, I wonder?
There is a bottle of shampoo in the shower which is "infused with silk and honeyed pear." I checked the ingredients. It actually is, but in trace amounts. It has heavier quantities of artificial colour and fragrance. I think their presence in the formula is just to keep them from getting sued for false advertising. In any event, I can't imagine those ingredients actually do anything nice to your hair, so it's purely symbolic.
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Date: 2009-05-14 08:17 am (UTC)My cereal is called "Morning Sun," and promises that not only will you receive a proper injection of calories but, even in darkest winter, every breakfast time is accompanied by a glorious sunrise. What if you get baked and eat it at 2:00 AM, I wonder?
There is a bottle of shampoo in the shower which is "infused with silk and honeyed pear." I checked the ingredients. It actually is, but in trace amounts. It has heavier quantities of artificial colour and fragrance. I think their presence in the formula is just to keep them from getting sued for false advertising. In any event, I can't imagine those ingredients actually do anything nice to your hair, so it's purely symbolic.